i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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