I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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