areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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