She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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