i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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