Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
is it fun? or sober?
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