just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The power of my boobs compel you
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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