The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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