? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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