she was so not down for the gang bang
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize