dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The power of my boobs compel you
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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