How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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