If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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