i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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