my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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