I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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