I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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