i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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