Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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