I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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