Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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