I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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