It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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