Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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