"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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