Where is the hickey?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Congratulations! We have a period
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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