id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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