Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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