After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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