the condom got lost in my hair
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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