If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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