Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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