small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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