Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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