Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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