Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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