he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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