38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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