doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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