You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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