It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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