How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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