He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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