Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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