Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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