Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.

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(516): View more from New York

its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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(478): View more from Georgia

There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.

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(720): View more from Colorado

She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.

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(214): View more from Texas

The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people

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