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• (419): View more from Ohio

  It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We were destined to go to rehab together

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"

  (425): View more from Washington

  You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.

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