You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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