do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???