But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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