You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
