so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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