Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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