im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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