i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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