Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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