If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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