How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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