ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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