I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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